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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Funny things that happen
Story #1
Humans: A, B, C
A was playing badminton in the court with B when suddenly the shuttlecock was smashed into two. B was trying to pick up the ball when A was trying to save the ball. A whacked B's hand hard and B cried. B, being angry with A, tossed the smashed shuttlecock at A and A saved the ball by doing a backhand smash onto C. C was angry and punished A 100 push ups. A went to do 100 push ups reluctantly. B, getting his revenge, stamped onto A's body and left a shoemark on his uniform. A, getting his revenge, stamped on B's new shoe and left a shoemark on it. B, getting his revenge, slapped A's face hard and left a handmark on it. A, getting his revenge, slapped B's butt hard and left a handmark on it. B, getting his revenge, punched A in the butt, leaving a dent in it. A, getting his revenge, punched B in his chin, breaking his teeth. B, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto A's chin, breaking his teeth. A, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto B, but missed and hit C. C was angry and punished A 100 push ups. A went to do 100 push ups reluctantly. B, getting his revenge, stamped onto A's body and left a shoemark on his uniform. A, getting his revenge, stamped on B's new shoe and left a shoemark on it. B, getting his revenge, slapped A's face hard and left a handmark on it. A, getting his revenge, slapped B's butt hard and left a handmark on it. B, getting his revenge, punched A in the butt, leaving a dent in it. A, getting his revenge, punched B in his chin, breaking his teeth. B, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto A's chin, breaking his teeth. A, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto B, but missed and hit C. C was angry and punished A 100 push ups. A went to do 100 push ups reluctantly. B, getting his revenge, stamped onto A's body and left a shoemark on his uniform. A, getting his revenge, stamped on B's new shoe and left a shoemark on it. B, getting his revenge, slapped A's face hard and left a handmark on it. A, getting his revenge, slapped B's butt hard and left a handmark on it. B, getting his revenge, punched A in the butt, leaving a dent in it. A, getting his revenge, punched B in his chin, breaking his teeth. B, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto A's chin, breaking his teeth. A, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto B, but missed and hit C. C was angry and punished A 100 push ups. A went to do 100 push ups reluctantly. B, getting his revenge, stamped onto A's body and left a shoemark on his uniform. A, getting his revenge, stamped on B's new shoe and left a shoemark on it. B, getting his revenge, slapped A's face hard and left a handmark on it. A, getting his revenge, slapped B's butt hard and left a handmark on it. B, getting his revenge, punched A in the butt, leaving a dent in it. A, getting his revenge, punched B in his chin, breaking his teeth. B, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto A's chin, breaking his teeth. A, getting his revenge, did a backhand smash onto B, but missed and hit C, and the story continues.
Story #2
Aliens: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Mr.H, Mr.I, Gatekepper
English lesson: A was on still mode. He was walking slower than the others and calling people to shut up when they called him to walk faster to the Library. He smacked B's head when B called him slowpoke and kicked C's butt when C called him tortise.
Back from English lesson: A was on Undefined mode. He was running back to the classroom faster than D, the fastest runner in class. When he reached the classroom, he was not hot and sweaty while D was almost about to faint. Doctors say he is hypnotised.
Reccess: A was on Mad Mode. He whacks up the table and throws it at E with a few judo trails learning how to do Ogoshi. He picks E up on his back and threw him onto the concrete, breaking his back. Followed by, he jumped and did a Mae Ukemi onto E's head, cracking it into two and leaving two pools of blood. Killing E, A was satisfied.
When Half of reccess was gone: A was on Berserk Mode. Grabbing two Walcolm S5s and a Red Blood Kodachi from nowhere, he slash shot F and G until they were left with 1 hp. Before the paramedics could come, he sprayed the ambulance and it exploded like Brainiac's microwave ovens. With a blue aura on his body, his hp decreased rapidly as he chionged to the canteen to buy candy canes to heal up his hp. Followed by, he used Flyff's Magician Blinkpool and Maplestory's Magician Teleport to the middle of the the Army Surplus Store and killed the shopkeeper. He grabbed the Vinz Long Coat and rushed back to Alien Two Heads Academy to kill the principal: Mr. H. Mr. H was a trained pangya player and hit A hard with his golf club and scored a pangya bonus. Smiling to himself, Mr. H went to his office to get a drink when A raided the canteen again. In full health, he planted 20 Canox FG10 Fragmental Grenades around the principal's office and the staff room.
(Note: This happened in only twenty minutes)
After reccess: A was in Berserk Rage mode. Raiding the canteen for sponge cakes, he suffocated Mr. I, the Alienology teacher by wrapping up sponge cake and mee siam mai hum on his face while strangling him with noodles. Finally, he reloaded Walcolm S5 with Canox FG 100 and blasted Alien Two Head Academy in one blow, killing himself.
In Hell: A was forced to drink the Forget Drink or else he would not be granted the chance to Reincarnate. With a Kwek Cho Hon Dagger and a Yong Wol Rang Katana in his hands, he stabbed the Gatekeeper to death and ran back to Life.
In Life: He became a good alien and...
and...
and...
and...
lived happily ever after.
The end.
ME
Name: ZhengKang
Age: 14!
Bday: 30AUG
Virgo
Asian
YELLOW
Singaporean
Judoka
5th Kyu
Dumb Bear
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To do list:
To be continued. lol.
