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Monday, May 26, 2008
Sam Tamales
Normally this name Sam Tamales wont sound anything weird, othre than an american name, but there is something so weird about this guy.
He was found trying to bomb an airplaine when the police were called in. They shot him but due to their bad training, their intention of hitting the Human's Eye was shot to the knee. OWW! Sam groan in pain and was caught. He was put into the strongest and tightest prison ever.
Years later, it was an original day and he wanted to go for a peepee. He went to the toilet with a guard and sam went into the toilet. The guard pai sehh don wan to see him peepee so stand outside, but 11mins later they found that he was gone! How the hell did he escape? Soon, they realised that sam's butt was too small and he got flushed down the toilet bowl. That's how he managed to escape.
30mins later, he was found near Bukit Hamit Road when he boarded the bus 157 and sat beside a school boy of Hwa Chong Institution, named Tan Zheng Kang. He asked him if he could go home with him as he was a homeless beggar. Being such a (kind) boy, he accepted it.
At home, his ah mah was playing mahjong with her two da-saos. There was one seat left. Sam went to play mahjong with his grandmother and lost 20 dollars. Being unable to pay up, he was kicked in the small butt out of the house.
Followed, he walked twenty metres cluthing his painful butt and came across a tall cheena dude also from hwa chong institution. He has a brown sling bag and was named Hung Gun(There is no typing error in his name.). Hung was a nice boy and invited Sam to stay at his home. Hung went to cook satay for Sam and Sam made Otah for Hung. Together, they lived happily ever after.
Now that's not very interesting, rite?
T A M A L E S S A M
write this word on a piece of paper, spelling his name from backwards. Re-read the story.
thx and byebye!
ME
Name: ZhengKang
Age: 14!
Bday: 30AUG
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Asian
YELLOW
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To do list:
To be continued. lol.
