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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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Wet nest day
mum-gettup!
me-hai zao la
mum-QI LAI LA
me-fine(yawnzzz)
*****
bus-vroom vroom vroom schreeeee
me-zzzZZzzZZZzZZZZZzz
Yan Zhi-yo
me-zzZzzZZZzZZzZZZzzzZz
Yan Zhi-Oi
me-ah what? oh..oh hello!
Yan Zhi-u do chinese le?
me-nah who cares copy lata.
Yan Zhi-u very bad leh
me-zzzzzZZZzZzZZZzzzZZZz (doze off)
bell-ding dong ding dong
(I got down the bus)
*****
BEFORE ASSEMBLE/FLAG RAISING
me-hoi lester lemme ci hui bu
lester-nar quickly copy
me-hoi liang jun lemme ur xue xi dan
liang jun-muz return ah!
*****
CHINESE CLASS (wulaoshi)
wulaoshi-tong xue men zao an
class- wulaoshi zao an
wulaoshi-zuo xia, (today i want you to hand up your homework)
lester-shit i nv do xue xi dan
lester-(teacher, my homework lost)
wulaoshi-(what lester?)
ze song-(whisper)oi zheng kang, pen
me-oi lester pen
lester- oi teng sern pen
teng sern-oi kevin pen
class-CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
wulaoshi-(whos making that noise????)
class-LOL
wulaoshi(this is not funny ah)
*****
ENGLISH CLASS (raj)
raj-ok i have got an assignment for you all about report writing
ze song-can use singlish?
raj-at the quote section can
jiale-orh, so can use ca* j* ba*?
raj-CANNOT LAH, next time you dont use vulgarity
reynold-but the whole world is using
raj-dosen't(thx to yonqing correcting my DUMB spelling error) mean you all can use what.
jiale-FUCK!
raj-you wanna know how this word came about?
(raj explains)
class-LOL
*****
TRAINING
sir-oi kuai dian liao oi!
benedict-warming up spread out!
sir-no warming up, jumping jack 3 mins
dengquan+hg+me-WTF?!
(3mins lata)
*pant, pant, pant*
sir-100times wuchikomi
(5mins lata)
*pant, pant, pant)
sir-wuchikomi toot nagekomi 10 sets
me-sian
hg-yala
(5mins lata)
*pant, pant, pant*
sir-nagekomi 5 tam 5
hg-shit lar
me-WHOOTS
3mins break
sir-san ren wuchikomi
sec1-sian
sir-what?
(3mins lata)
david-SEC1S CHEER
me-sian
sir-randori 5 bouts
--went to fight some noob guy(ng)--
me-whoots bang bang
ng-yeow!
me-gettup, gettup whoohoo!
ng-ill get my revenge
me-whoots, bang bang!
ng-alamak
me-gettup whoohoo!
ng-shit you
me-WHAM BANG
ng-ARHHHH SHIT U NXT TIME DON FITE YOU LE
timer-toooooooooot
(after about 15 mins)
sir-groundwork go to the back-2 laps
me+hg-sian
(after that shit)
sir-change to ur pt kits!
sir-run one round lets go
me-sian!
sir-dont walk!
--5mins lata--
sir-go to the bottom of the slope
sir-run all the way up, jog back, 3 laps
zzZZzZZzzZZZzZZ
sir-knee-up run, jog back
zZZzZZzZZzZzZZz
sir-kick butt run, jog back
zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
(saw kevin halfway)
kevin-yo zheng kang judo eh?!
me-dont *pant* lame
sir-cross leg running
david-JOG BACK JOG BACK!
sir-dont go back, cooling down
me+hg- lol so fast 30 mins only
*****
BUS RIDE
yuan han(also nicknamed china guy no.2, sky high socks, the lamer, retarded gay shit)
yuan han-eh going poolside?
me-no
yuan han walks me to bus stop
yuan han-here comes 66 lets go.
me-u think i blind arh lol?
yuan han-you know ah, there once was a retard named zheng kang
me-uh huh?
yuan han-ya one day he went to rape someone.
me-who?
yuan han-hmmmm, aha, ur bez fren's gf --HOLD ON A SECOND, THIS WAS WHAT HE SAID. I DID NOT MAKE ANY AMENDMENTS. WHOEVER THINKS YOUR MY BEST FREN, I DIDNT RApE UR GF. OK?! THATS WHY HE WAS CALLED THE LAMER. xD--
me-lame
yuan han-ya, den one day he went up to her and say hey sexy, den the girl says wow this is the 1st time someone calls me sexy. den zheng kang asks her if she wanted to go to his place, den she thinks, hmm, he calls me sexy and invites me to his place, should mean no harm. little did she know how wrong she was...
me-LAME L.O.L
yuan han-then zheng kang raped her and she screams for help, but then no one hears. followed by, he killed the girl so as to destroy evidence
me-aww, too bad for that girl
yuan han-and err...whos dat guy waving at you?
me-ohOH! ZUHAIR!!!! err, how come you also bald?
zuhair-lol dont lame
yuan han-actually ah, you is not bald de. it is your hair grows inwards
me-u mean into my scalp?
yuan han-yes, deep under. below your scalp is one whole load of hair. then your head is so thick you can go lian tie tou gong.
me-lame, zzZZZzZZzZzzZz, eyer, i rather sleep den hear u tok dumdee
yuan han-i havent finish yet! den you are very stupid and you keep knocking your head on the wall to show off ur head is hard, but then you become more stupid.
me-LOL
yuan han- yes, then your head is super hard, you can crash this handle bar in one second
me-i dont feeling like crashing my head onto this handle bar, why not i try to crash your head
yuan han-i wont let you lar, you cant crash my head anyway.
me-i can, want try?
yuan han-come lar!
me-dots, no thanks
yuan han-lol you stupid
(about 30 secs of silence)
me-hey, why did the fish float in the air?
yuan han-donno
me-cos it fed on helium
yuan han-lame
me-then why did the tiger float in the air?
yuan han- cos it fed on helium
me-wrong, cos it ate the fish
yuan han-DUH
me-then why did the eagle float in the air?
yuan han-cos it ate the tiger
me-wrong, stupid. cos eagles can fly!
yuan han-LOL LAME.
me-hahaha ur more stupid den me, how thick is your hair in ur scalp?
yuan han-dont feel like answering. byebye
--yuan han gets off the bus--
Blog post ends
ME
Name: ZhengKang
Age: 14!
Bday: 30AUG
Virgo
Asian
YELLOW
Singaporean
Judoka
5th Kyu
Dumb Bear
<3<3
To do list:
To be continued. lol.
