Friday. Today is super funny. early early morning wake up. "AH BOY AH QI LAI LIAO AH!". got up. go toilet. follwed by blablablablablabla, den go sch. sch was boring den once again ljy and teng sern and me coffee. but cannot drink coffee cos of teeth. den drink milo. and then ljy got a new term of bf/gf called bodyguards. lol stupid. den it was 7.19 and we rush for assembly. todays assembly is weird they start off with some parade got ncc march here st john march there and then scouts and still got police. march here march there then sing national anthem. den after tht we hav to go hall for performance thy stupid lar go hall have to sit cross leg until my leg bcome numb. first one was the chinese drums is like they anyhow hit the drums and do fancy stunts. and it was frekkin loud ljy got sensetive ears and have to cover his ears. oya thn it was mrs kee bday and she giving sweets to 1EFG. den finish the sweets and i put my wrapper inside tengsern uniform he dunno LOL. follwed by a not-so-funny skit of caucasian malay chinese and indian stranded on an island when they can only eat a durian but then got a monkey steal away. lol the monkey is so cute! den got one beast come and they all run away in different directions and realise muz tuan jie and defeat the beast. lol got parang and durian lantern. then got one MC singing qian li zhi wai until like some shit den still think he sing very good LOLOL. den NCC perform show off they noe how to spin rifle. got one stupid BGM and then they keep doing the same actions of spinning and pointing at their gun and banging their gun on the floor. lol dunno why thy like to bang their gun on the floor will spoil eventually. den got a band playing for us. look like superband but is not. den got a sing-a-long session with mrs chan she go up on stage and want evry1 sing reach out for the skies and some other country songs and then CAN GO HOME. halfway saw yuheng and hg. had to rush hw den go canteen and do and then sian dun wan do. wan to go home den saw hg and yuheng again with a fren i think they call ewarld. hg want play table tennis den i and yh and his weird fren go poolside eat. joked alot. halfway hg call yuheng and he come poolside also. den after that we went down and then i saw a vending maching. i say "aha wo yao change coins my ones not shiny". den i put in my 3 20cent coins inside and press the return lever then they drop me 1 50cent coin and 1 10cent coin. ewarld put his $1 inside and then they drop 1.50 he was like HAHAHAHAHAHA. "lets try agn" he put $1 inside and then drop $1. den i put my sixty cent inside THEY DROP ME 10CENT. nt fair ewarld got extra 50cent i lost 50cent. yuheng was saying that vending machine is gachapon have to try luck. then ewarld put in 50cent and then thy drop 20 cent. den he put a $1 inside and thy drop $1.80 so he gimme back my 50cent.and he earn 50cent today LOLOLOLOL. that vending machine seriously need a fix. go home and saw 157 rush and jump down the flight of stairs got like 6 steps WHOOHOO. den the bus alot pple. lol hg want call miss wong to call her come out of jps awhile but she nv jie dian hua. den i say i wan go my ex-student care a while. lol saw the old teachers. and feel so free im outta that hell hole ofter being there for 6 years. den go home. on com and blog.
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fone: ring ring ring ring hg calling. call me go lib alot jps pple. go out. den i go cafe and look around for them in case hg scam me. den suddenly got one group shout "oi zhengkang" turn arnd and saw unfamiliar faces den bcome more familiar. waa daniel look so weird is like his hair is "?" and then hg havent come yet LOL he call me come he havent reach. and douglas got skinnier. and lyndon showing off his sch. and long time no see han peng. funny. den go arcade see thm play time crisis. and lose badly. some more got one guy go play initial D 4 and got pwned. too bad for tht guy. den suddenly got 2 girls say hi to me. i ask them who they were. i dun even noe who they are lar. den realise is zz's classmates WAHAHA. they ren cuo ren. den i call zz to come arcade cos got his classmates. he came down with a guy he calls hubert o.O den we go for lunch didnt eat cos i ate at poolside just now. thn see lyndon eat. he mix garlic chili with mayonaise and it tastes like SHIT but thn he say very nice. lol i dunno whts rong with his taste buds even by the looks of it its very very exin. he was like yum yum yum. told yq abt the gathering. den she cannot come. -.- thn douglas want go watch movie with girls. off he went. i didnt bring enough money lar so not watching and then go arcade with lyndon and hanpeng and my bro go off to revise in the library. watch them play time crisis 3 and 4 and lyndon keep getting killed. must be he dunno how to block lor. den one game got credit inside i go play LOL scam. after that we went down to go lib and hanpeng go home. den we go library basement read some books. the basement entrance got some maze den lyndon say "when i was young i remembered walking in this maze" den he go walk around. i go walk around. it was stupid cos we were walking in circles like idiots. den it got worse serene and vania and esna and another i dunno who girl came walking and say hello. so we were like retards walking in circles. heard them giggling. aww. den we went off to read books lyndon jie shao me a very funny book i say i borrow on saturday. den he bored he wan go say hi to esna. i say ok. den saw her emoing with her fone sitting at one corner. say hello and walk off. lyndon want go toilet and he tell me how to trick pple when they peeing halfway pull them back and WAHAHAHA. den i told him someone pooped in the urinator. we go 4th storey. and aha saw my bro. den we walk one whole round and get ready to deesiao him cos he revising. halfway saw serene again. asked her if she wanna deesiao zz den she dun wan. ok den walk another round and saw him with hubert. aha. den lyndon take my fone and pretends to film while i go deesiao my bro. later lyndon hahahaha and walk towards us. zz grab me and point to me and ask hubert "who more shuai?" omg he like damn ai mei. den hubert was like saying to zz "u look like a pile of shit of cos he more shuai". YAY! lol. but i noe he joking. den zz not happy he pull lyndon shirt and ask "who more shuai?" hubert say is lyndon. zz was sibehh bueysong. lolololol. den took his bag and run around. give to hubert and he go to the other side of the library. but too bad his handfone with zz and then say muz yi shou jiao qian yi shou jiao huo. hubert tell us to take his hp and run away and don give zz back his bag. LOL but it didnt work. so in the end hubert and lyndon and i pretend to pangsehh him and then zz was like "OI COME BACK!!!!!" lol so in the end they continue revising. i and lyndon go home. and now im home.
make fun of a poem: At this point of time im feeling extremely angry. Yea. Im angry. I fear. An angry bull nerd is nt what I am. Anger is taking over me. But yet, it is removd at the same time. Is the anger lame or stupid?
Nw that I see what I have in my brains, Im gonna ask God for another brain cos i have maggots crawling inside eating my flesh.
Its short since i was liddat. And will that always be me?
Sometimes I feel like a mo-jojojo,
Sometimes i feel like I am a super duper sumo.
Though i have my last joke up my pants, That is the invisible handle. I mus not show it.
For although all can come in, nothing can go out as well.
I put anger into spiderman, into superman, into one of the super duper sumos. But...
Am i contradicting myself?
I feel like im in nothing, but only with a hamburger, But yet, When look at it, The glory from the hamburger disappears, And so does the hamburger itself.
Ive already made everything else disappear, I have to keep my distance from this hamburger.
But if the hamburger goes away,
Im Angry.
Nothing wants to eat MacChicken, or maybe, they are too busy with MacSpicy to care about MacChicken.
Well, MacChicken is right.
The burger in Macdonalds mustn't stop for me, And i mustn't stop for the burger in Macdonalds.
I like contradictory. For it brings about an impression that im guaii lann, or meaning that mo-jojojo killed the powerpuff girls who killed mo-jojojo, and that pple go to sch to study but to flirt, like zhengzhang III=.=
Jking.
After this anger, a pizza hut is built
You can see the inside. But the pizza hut has no customers.
Break the handle.
signed Off.
LameForADay.
LOLOL. u wan the original version go hubert's blog. zz made a parody outta it as well.
