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Saturday, August 9, 2008
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saturday
singapore you are one year older muahahaha. im still 12.
lol im supposed to be in a competition. my bro he wants to compete with me whos blog post is the longest. loser do 20 pumpings. aiya i sure lose one. why? cos my day is boring. today is sian.
early early morning. 7.30 . zheng zhang on the bed singing until he wake me up. lol he singing "ur pitiful". and its super noisy its 7.30 in the MORNING. ruin my sleep. but thx anyway. ive just got a bad dream of going to school and see ms wong as our principal calling me up on stage for 300 strokes of public caning because i said hello to her. den cannot sleep. didnt want to wake up so early lah cos saturday is one of the days with a chance to SLEEP MORE. stupid mom come in and switch off the air con. den realise it was 10.30 already. yawnzzzz. my bro got out first and he brush teeth and blablabla. den my turn. go toilet and... HEY. MY TOWEL IS WET. den see zheng zhang giggling. blasted him! <---this is lame.
breakfast of disgusting nuo mi fan. eat until my stomach want to kaboom alrdy. ok i know this post is boring. happy birthday singapore day is boring. ahhhhh. yay finally finish my breakfast. dont feel like playing com just yet. go my bro com see south park. now im not going to talk about every single detail of the show just to win the competition with my brother. i still write a long long post. my brother going to luo suo on his post and then see liao halfway will snore. zzz. ok so watch south park. kan kan kan, kan dao sian liao. 5 episodes done today. all not very funny ones. finally decided to switch on my com cos i want to try my roseonline character lvl 90 cleric with a super FIREGON. ok you all don noe what i toking abt. skip tht part on rose online.
now i bet you are 50% bored already. lets continue.
my bro has age of empires on his com and he wan me to play LAN with him. den he wan send over but then its 1230 he has to go to his fren house. to do project. thats even more boring i hate projects. lol then at that time i REALLY had nth to do. sleeeep. gosh i just woke up at 1030 am and then it was 1230 and i want to sleep alrdy. so it proves that I can get SLEEPY in 2 HOURS if im BORED. and then the miracle happened. I DOZED OFF. didnt expect to lol cos i tot i couldnt sleep. den it was like 2 o clock and heard my mom screaming for me to wake up. chao si ren la. 2 o clock nth to do. den my mom went out and she call me go lib at 230. and so its 230. change and go lib.
now i bet you are 75% bored already. lets continue.
yes go lib. and then it is CLOSED. some more there still got write "happy birthday to singapore!!!" alamak. national day national library close. wanted to borrow the book lyndon had jie shao to me. my bro still at his fren house doing project, my mom still shopping at NTUC, my dad at home. my bro can only come at 430, my mom only comes at 4, and my dad wont come out. so im all alone, nowhere to go. ahhhhh. go entertainment center lor. and i walked around there for like 2 hrs. HOW BORING IS THAT. i mean you wont want to walk around in a shopping center all by yourself with no money. no watching movie. no foods and drinks. no buying of anything. and you cant do window shopping in JEC cos theres NOTHING for you to shop for. want shop go lot 1 or jp. ahhhh sian! lol guess what ive walked up and down the escalator 51 times. ive been in and out of the arcade 5 times and 3 times in and out of kopitiam, and in to macdonalds 2 times. yea no money, but thx to my e zlink card i got myself a chocolate milkshake and an apple pie. then i wasted $3.20 the milkshake is nice... called my bro and ask him when he comes and then worse he now say 5 o clock den can come. im getting REALLY bored.
now i bet you are 95% bored already. lets continue. (yawnzzz. zzzzzz.)
4 o clock my mom came. my mom's boring. why? cos she brings me to SHOP. hate shopping. its worse than getting bored its walking around the whole place and looking at stuff and saying "WA this so pian yi" and then get blisters on your foot. but good thing is that shes a money machine. see something i wan eat den can buy. ill get fat o.O and then worse still. she brings me to NTUC!!! ntuc is ok, but then shopping with my mom in NTUC is hell. she want me to check the nutrition values of every single stuff she buys in case it has too much sugar or too much fat. but then i came out with 2 oreo packs and a chocolate-orange bar. taste good. time for dinner. whoots here comes my bro. he was acting cool again "spike" his hair and wear white for both top and bottom along with sports shoes and listening MP3 on his fone with ear plugs. thats act punk. and ok hes quite cool, but being like this in the NTUC is seriosly being LAME. so go to dinner. no macdonalds (noooo) and no kfc (noooo) instead go kopitiam. at least there food cheaper lar. ok im NOT going to go into details on what food im eating. cos who cares on what food you eat anyway. but then their blackcurrant ice kacang is really good! and then its 630.
now i bet you are VERY, VERY, VERY bored. lets continue.
take bus to home. its 7. first thing to do ---> munch on my oreo and my chocolate orange bar. lol oreo with double layered cream. mmm-mmm. im getting fat. i dunno whats more to write about. so there. bye bye!!
number of lol(s) used: 6 (ONLY!)
im going to lose this competition. ok im going to do 20 pumps.
Now i bet you are REALLY, REALLY, bored. want to sleep? sure. go to bed its getting late alrdy anyway. have a goooood nite. sweet dreams to all and bye bye! (lol im really adding extra stuff to have more words. im still losing anyway).
11:21 PM
60th post
Above Word Count: 1136 OH MAN I LOSE. u go sleep now.
ME
Name: ZhengKang
Age: 14!
Bday: 30AUG
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To be continued. lol.
