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Friday, September 26, 2008
100th post
friday
YES FINALLY MY 100th POST. CONGRATULATIONS TO (maggi)MEE!!!!!!!!
lol i cant believe it
i mugged in school until 5pm
WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT!!!
but then halfway i went to play frisbee with ljy and ots with 2 paper plates stuck together and tried to throw with some weird style like banana or butterfly. and then suddenly they got detached from each other and flew separate ways AHAHA.
em suddenly rmb on wednesday i was giving my bro spelling
he spelt
"seperate" separate
"consiensious" conscientious
"disentry" dysentery
"colliege" colleague
AHA
then i was on the bed laughing like mad!!!
nothing much happened today exc tht i was chased out of class by some uncle as they have to lock the doors at 4. den i had to transfer to lib to mug. got sofa and aircon. and whoots i got a big bird small small soft toy by ms tan. its FREKKIN CUTE aha.
so sian now.
shall i post another way of torture...
lol some pple getting sick. so maybe got not so sick way of torturing pple...
hmm
aha
get a clamp and clamp onto someone's hand frekkin tight
should have a blood clot
and then his hand will soon break off.
then do it with all his limbs.
then put him in extreme hot and cold conditions
he cant do anything or struggle cos he dosent have the limbs
he can only scream like siao but useless
until he dosent feel like living anymore throw him on a bed of nails until loss of blood and die.
AHA!!!! lol.
now here is such a sad way to die.
this guy goes parachuting
jumps off the helicopter
flies until 600m away from ground
tries to open parachute
wont open
press the button like siao
wont open
(300m away from ground)
desperately trying to open parachute
screaming
(200m away from ground)
screaming his head off
slamming the button like crazy until the button falls off
screams like siao
(100m away from ground)
tries to open small parachute for safety
slamming button
wont work
SCREAMMM
(50m away from ground)
slamming spare parachute button. wont work
gives up
(1m away from ground)
shouts "MAAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
comes the F1 car in a race
slams into him
flies into army base
(2m away from ground)
officer "landmines tryout steady"
soldiers "yes sir"
officer "activate landmines"
soldiers "yes sir"
(0.5m away from ground)
KABOOM!!!!
(3m away from ground)
birdhunter "here comes a giant bird!"
(2m away from ground)
SWAMMMMM!
shoots out the stomach and is dead.
lol so random zai jian
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! (to myself)
8:22PM
100th post
ME
Name: ZhengKang
Age: 14!
Bday: 30AUG
Virgo
Asian
YELLOW
Singaporean
Judoka
5th Kyu
Dumb Bear
<3<3
To do list:
To be continued. lol.
