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Monday, September 8, 2008
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monday
OK im here to post! lol i got this from Ryan(btw the comments are HIS, not mine):
""If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>>(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>>(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>>(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head againsta wall uses 150 calories a hour>>
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
>>(30 minutes..lucky pig!)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>>( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
>>(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that do "it" for pleasure.
>>(What about that pig??""
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. sick ryan. he wans a 30min orgasm... and go oink oink oink oink for 30mins. and the yardkeeper will stare at the pig and think its having fun. well it IS having fun!
today's hw left to complete:
成语练习 (done 1/2)
学习单X3
Math paper (done 3/4)
im starting work at 10. night hwspammer.
and
I HATE CHINESE CALLIGRAPHY!!! the stupid mo stain my shirt, luckily is low class mo wash away easily otherwise will kena scold like shit. heng ah. and my stupid mao bi cost 80cents and my bro's is 6.30 so my writing was total shit while his seemed sooooo "nice". at least better than mine. his made from wolf hide. mine made from sheep...and suckzzzz. and my writing looks like french fries or nike logo. or a thick-stick lollipop. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel sian. lol still havent print my jianbao yet. -.-
when going to kelvin blog...LOL
9:11PM (LOL)
86th post
ME
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To be continued. lol.
