hi welcome to th mr brown show im mr brown im sam and this is mark eh guys u noe ah last week th singapore flyer ah got a big drama u noe! oyaaaa i heard they making a movie out of it. hmm.
This christmas get ready for the ride of ur life on the singapore flyer! eh the flyer is not moving! it is la! is jus moving very slowlyyyy. i think is really stop! ive been lookin at th merlion for last past 4 hours!
*SIREN* Ladies and gentlemen in the singapore flyer, we have good news AND bad news. The bad news is, we have a power failure and the flyer is not able to move. The good news is, youre getting a longer ride, for no extra charge!
They were on the giant ferris wheel of terror, trapped with a bad view, a 173 people, 21 capsules. ONE chance to survive...
Commander! We have deployed th men ready to rescue th customers! (leh??) make sure we rescue the critical capsules first! like those who got high tide, or those who going to give birth, or those who parking coupon going to expire... yes commander! we have brought th ropes n th backup ropes, and we practise many times at th ferris wheel, at th Uncle Ringo funfair at sengkang! how long will u take to get them down (leh??) based on our calculations, we can get them out at 2.5 pple per hour! gdgdgdgd!! tht means we will be able to get them all out in ONLY 70 hours! tht means they wont miss their chinese new yr dinner!
meanwhile, back in capsule 12, an emergency was brewing!
mummy! i wan wee wee! no boy, muz w8 for th uncle to save uuuuuuus! mummy! I HAVE TO WEE WEE NOW!!! haizzz ok. i open this window for u, u aim for th marina bay ah don kena th uncle climbing up to save us! *shhhhhh* OI!! WHO PANG JIO ON MY HEAD!
The trapped customers were getting scared AND hungry!
(selbum??) and (deh??) you two are on food duty. (deh??)! u take th nasi lemak i will take th vegetarian ok? eh (selbum??)! u oways take th vegetarian one, nasi lemak got more packet ok! stop arguing! and get th food to th customers trap up there! yes commander! we climb now...
ERH! ARGH!! ERR! ARRR! *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
hello? aunty ah! ah rescue team ah! u wan nasi lemak or vegetarian bee hoon? ahhhh bee hoon! uuu got chilli onot? aiyaaaa, ah wait la, i climb down and get for u!
6 hours mind the ????? disaster ??????
Are we there yet? No son! Are we there yet? Not yet!! Are we there yet!! Shut up or i will throw u out th capsule!!
???? the terror of the trapped.
Can someone turn off th bloody elevator music in here?!
Face the questions of life n death!!
should i pee in th NTUC plastic bag or th cold storage one?!
This christmas. Catch The Day The Flyer Stood Still!!
