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Sunday, August 9, 2009
sian
today i don even call it a day lor
is soooo frekkin boring
this year very weird leh is like cant feel th national day feeling
lol
todays most stuff i did very private la
but
this is th routine of my life TODAY
dumb
wake up - brush teeth - breakfast - comp - lunch - comp - go grandma house - play with my annoying 5 yr old cousin - come home - comp - dinner - and now im on th comp
and lol for i dunno wht reason i recited th pledge for fun xD
ok so im really bored now and its even more boring if i start spamming utube vids o.O
othough utube got alot of cool songs and alot funny jokes
hm
speaking of jokes...
very long don have joke alr lol
shall go look for a joke
aha xD
not so funny one:
reporter: hey there blond! i heard that you are a vegetarian!
blond: er yea thts right!
reporter: so you cant eat animals... what do you eat?
blond: i eat chicken.
reporter: i thought you said you dont eat animals
blond: i dont eat animals
reporter: you eat chicken?
blond: chickens are birds not animals
ok not funny -.-
not my joke i got from somewhere else lol
hm...
Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
A: A toothbrush with toothpaste.
from jokes.com xD
hm still looking for more lol
im really bored
tsk tsk
sunday lol
siannest day of the week cos no sch
A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
THIS IS FUNNY LOL. if u get it o.O
haiz
i shall try to brighten up todays sian day
i go watch vids
MAYBE posting later xD
ME
Name: ZhengKang
Age: 14!
Bday: 30AUG
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To be continued. lol.
